Chances are that the world will have ended by the time I finish this sentence. No? Ok, I can probably get a few more paragraphs in before the cataclysm and what St. Matthew calls the time of "great tribulation" (clearly a biblical Star Trek reference, indicating how well he could see the future).

The big question must be HOW the world is going to be ended.

Everyone across the land would smile and beam when they heard him speak. He could say "no" when most folk would have said "yes." He would not just play with anyone - and he would tell them the reasons. Vook was the apple of his Papa B.'s eye. Papa B. would send him out into the world and ask him what he saw. And Vook, proud and pleased, would come back and tell him all about it.

5,000? Really?

I have been asked to write about the relationship between men and women. In order to do so, I am forced to call upon my many years experience as a male and attempt to relate the relative truths and gleanings from this experience into a form which will elucidate and provide the invaluable insight which this topic requires and deserves. The effort has been extreme, but I finally believe that I might impart this wisdom - the sum total of my understanding of the relationship between women and men.

There are two reasons for this. The first is that, having done what I do over a considerable time, I have become adept at it. But another reason is that it is more acceptable from a societal point of view to establish continuity and therefore predictability in my persona.

PITANJE 

Baka polomi kuk u kuci. Hitna dodje kad dodje, pogleda i odveze u  Urgentni. Urgentni snimi i da uput za Banjicu. 

Ko vozi Baku sa polomljenim kukom na Banjicu? 

Hitna? Ne. Ona samo dovozi od kuce do Urgentnog.

 Urgentni? Ne. Urgentni je dao uput za Banjicu. Nemaju kola da razvoze Babe sa polomljenim kukovima po Beogradu. 

Banjica? Ne. Banjica ce Baku da primi, posto vec ima uput, ali kad se doveze do Banjice. 

Privatni sektor? Da. Iznajme se mrtvacka kola (moze lepo da se legne unutra

skracena verzija - mozak na otavu znaci slank linija. do sad sam bio ubedjen da moja "tajna" lezi u fizickoj aktivnosti. kakva zabluda

:-)

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I razmišljanje goji

Prilikom intelektualnog rada čovek sagoreva svega tri kalorije više nego prilikom odmora, a unosi gotovo 30 odsto više kalorija i otuda višak kilograma, kažu naučnici.

Istraživači su naime otkrili da stres koji prouzrokuju

Počela je kampanja prikupljanja novca za snimanje filma o atentatu.

Za ovakve kampanje uobičajeno je da se kaže da je

ajd sad vi

zato sto meni nije problem da neko ima veliku platu

zato sto je meni problem nacin na koji je kristo postao direktor aerodroma a ne kakav je on bio direktor

zato sto isticanje kristove plate u prvi plan znaci da je u redu da se direktorske pozicije dele medju strankama kao deo koalicionog sporazuma

zato stoje meni besmisleno da budem zadovoljan direktorom javnog preduzeca samo zato sto ce imati malu platu

zato sto je jedna od posledica cele price "ogranicavanje plata u upravnim odborima javnih preduzeca". to samo pokazuje koliko ti sto traze ta ogranicenja plata

izvrsna vlast (boris tadic -prim. aut.)objavljuje da "treba raskinuti spregu kriminala, politike i privrede..."

Odlicno!

just do it!

miroslav prokopijevic

"srpski davos"

ekonomist br 459 

na danasnji dan 2001. godine tadasnjem predsedniku tadasnje jugoslavije vojislavu kostunici u njurorku je uručena nagrada instituta istok-zapad za svetskog državnika godine.

edit: fotografija nije sa dodele nagrade. ukoliko je neko ima neka prilozi.

kuda?