2009-06-13 08:07:53

Of Boiled Potatoes

Chris Farmer RSS / 13.06.2009. u 09:07

Nothing, one finds, hones the sense of appreciation of food more than its denial.

Having just undergone a couple of weeks of more or less severe and more or less unappealing stomach flu, I am currently on what is called a Restrictive Diet. This means Boring Food Only.

 
2010-03-30 07:25:23
Društvo| Planeta| Satira

Voluntary Darkness

Chris Farmer RSS / 30.03.2010. u 08:25

On March 27, at 20:30, I am sure I was watching television when I could have been sitting in the dark, saving the planet.

It was Earth Hour (I learned today, a few days ex post facto). During this hour, we were meant to turn off all our electric conveniences including the lights, television, and phone chargers (I am not sure if we could use phones or not... I did not read the rules yet). And somehow someone was supposed to count all the kilowatt hours we saved during this hour.

 
2010-04-03 07:59:03
Društvo

Statistics are Okay

Chris Farmer RSS / 03.04.2010. u 08:59

There are worse things to be than being a ghost in Oklahoma.

I just discovered, quite by accident, a little town in Wagoner County, Oklahoma, called Okay. Okay, OK, has 597 people and a population density of 737.3 people per square mile. By my calculation, that makes 597 humans and 140.3 ghosts in this posited square mile.

 
2010-08-30 14:57:48
Društvo| Satira

"Did you hear....?"

Chris Farmer RSS / 30.08.2010. u 15:57

This is going to be tricky.

The thing is about rumors: all you need is the vaguest and most oblique insinuation of something for it to begin passing along great unseen chains of whispers and embellishments until everyone directly interested and indirectly uninterested - and some people quite frankly exasperated - suddenly knows. It passes into common knowledge. And suddenly, in the blink of an eye, the best rumors are then apotheosized into the greatest of all possible forms of human knowledge.

They become the TRUTH.

 
2010-12-07 09:36:00
Politika| Satira

How to Write Foreign Policy

Chris Farmer RSS / 07.12.2010. u 10:36

First, you need a very large mixing bowl.

Take a generous helping of random opinions from diplomats around the world. To prepare this, send reasonably competent individuals to each country and marinate them in the local cultures for a few months. Be careful not to let them sit too long in the marinade or the local spices may overpower the flavor.

 
2011-02-14 08:01:28
Društvo| Kultura| Ljubav

Involuntary Acts

Chris Farmer RSS / 14.02.2011. u 09:01

When I look back, it seems I write about it every year...

Usually I am a little cynical and snide. Usually I attempt to undermine its message. On occasion I have been sappy about it. But like it or not, every year, Valentine's Day gets some sort of bloggal response from me. I have to say I am a little tired of it.

 
2011-03-09 17:46:13
Eksperimenti u blogovanju| Životni stil

Think Purple

Chris Farmer RSS / 09.03.2011. u 18:46

Purple cars and purple phones and purple plums. Smell the purple orchids and lisianthus. Breathe in the purple mountains and stand in purple rain. I am immersed in the deep purple that falls over sleepy garden walls.

Purple is amethyst and eggplant. It is indigo, lavender, lilac, mauve, mulberry, blueberry, orchid, plum, pomegranate, puce, royal, thistle, and violet.

 
2011-04-10 07:02:12
Društvo| Životni stil

Cross Check

Chris Farmer RSS / 10.04.2011. u 08:02

We are not bears.

Unlike bears, we do not sleep through the winter months. Unless watching parliament on RTS counts. But now, as the weather begins to warm, we awaken like the bears from a state of hibernation. We take to the streets. We wear brighter colors, fewer layers, we check each other out. Eyes open.

 
2011-05-02 07:42:09
Društvo| Satira

The Home

Chris Farmer RSS / 02.05.2011. u 08:42

Elvis lives there. He is 76 years old. Jim Morrison too. And now Osama Bin Laden.

For reasons of confidentiality, I am unable to reveal the whereabouts of The Home. Suffice to say that it is a rather large and stately affair ensconced in a semi-rural area, detached from the rest of the world, where the residents live out normal lives far from the prying eyes and fingers of fans, paparazzi, and prosecutorial investigators.

And it has a very nice sound system, too. Oldies mostly.

 
2008-08-19 09:07:55

26

antioksidant RSS / 19.08.2008. u 10:07

Nekad davno bejah radio voditelj (i to ono bas - sa sve autorskom opcijom, ne samo spiker tj prezentator).

Mlad ja bese i pun ideja a uvek mi je nekako bilo lakse bilo da osmislim novi Serijal emisija nego da istrajavam u odrzavanju vec zapocetog (osobina koja me na zalost nikako nije napustila - mada je sada marketinski zovem  - kreativnost i lepo naplacujem - ali o tom drugi put). Suocen sa tom mojom osobinom, a u zelji da me izvede na pravi put, Urednik moj (hvala mu k'o ocu), je svaku moju ideju o Seriji emisija koje ce pokrenuti svet sa paznjom slusao i nikad nije komentarisao

 
2008-10-29 12:26:58

7 days

antioksidant RSS / 29.10.2008. u 13:26

Komentare je moguće postavljati samo u prvih 7 dana, nakon čega se blog automatski zaključava

 

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2008-12-22 12:15:29

eto nama poslova!

antioksidant RSS / 22.12.2008. u 13:15

Postignut dogovor sa Rusima
22. decembar 2008. | 10:48 -> 12:47 | Izvor: B92


Beograd -- Delegacija Vlade potpisaće 24. decembra u Moskvi ugovor o prodaji NIS-a i sporazume o izgradnji gasovoda Južni tok i skladištu gasa Banatski Dvor, saznaje B92.


Politika piše da su pregovori o završeni sinoć prihvatanjem predloga Srbije o investicijama i socijalnom programu. Kako navodi list, ruski Gaspromnjeft se saglasio da do 2012. investira više od 500 miliona evra u NIS bez obzira na posledice svetske finasijske krize.

Vlada

 
2009-02-19 19:56:40

za doktora od doktora

antioksidant RSS / 19.02.2009. u 20:56

(ja sam samo posrednik) 

Pre dvadeset godina Ante Marković je, predstavljajući svoj program izlaska iz krize ondašnjem jugoslovenskom političkom vrhu, upotrebio izraz ‘novi socijalizam'. Danas, u 85. godini, kaže da se u ovoj krizi kapitalizam mora promeniti

nisam procitao tekst, pa cu se kasnije ukljuciti u diskusiju. stavljam ga sad jerr sam lepo zamoljen a i da se manem glupih tema o glupim potezima glupih ljudi

 
2009-05-06 17:29:23

proci ce i njihovo

antioksidant RSS / 06.05.2009. u 18:29

jebi ga

ali

 ...znaj da nikada neci doci dan
dan kad necu biti s tobom ja...

 

 sto se tice ostalog...

...moram da zauzmem stav...

tesi me, posle 400 godina i turcima smo videli ledja

 

:-)

 

i

 
2009-05-11 16:47:40

t ili rd, pitanje je sad

antioksidant RSS / 11.05.2009. u 17:47

 

bt - ds motor razvoja srbije

ao - ds je u mordoru

bt kaze motor

ao kaze mordor

bt kaze t

ao kaze rd

sta kazete vi?

 

 

 

Arhiva

   

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